i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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