He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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