You work out of a Hotel?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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