I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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