We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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