It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
