There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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