I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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