doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
either way he was missing a nipple.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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