Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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