forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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