he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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