we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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