he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
What a dumb baby whore.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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