Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Is this like a preordered booty call?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize
