"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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