I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
two words...techno handjob
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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