Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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