Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
only if we run a train.
done.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
It's shark week go big or go home
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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