nut hugger
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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