my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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