i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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