I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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