Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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