i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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