Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
where are you?
Hypothermia
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Randomize
