So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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