Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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