He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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