you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I just forgot I was standing up.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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