how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
is that a dick in a sweater?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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