i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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