office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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