yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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