So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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