He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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