garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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