and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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