You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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