I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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