Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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