just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Terrible idea I love it
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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