her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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