How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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