i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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