thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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