we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
