I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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