I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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