Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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