Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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