it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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