i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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