So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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