you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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