cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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