Me too!
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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