Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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