i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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